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Shadow the Hedgehog gets Busted

Posted by Eltelelel - July 28th, 2007


First off i am not a furry, people like some people here may think i am.
IM NOT!!!

Simba, that lion has been going out with Kyle which is a human, (no not Kyle from NG). Once they were kissing then i walk in his room with a surprise to see what he was doing but whatever u wasnt going to tell anyone about it. Then Wario spies through the window and starts taking pictures of Simba wet humping kyle and pubically humiliates kyle for dating a male of a different species. It was on the news but Wario intended to make it worse; he called up the aspca and told them lies that Kyle was making Simba eat his own shit and whipping him till he bled. Wario photoshopped pictures to make it look like that.

Kyle and Simba were at the vet when the vet doctor was going to put Simba to sleep and Kyle was crying. As the doctor was injecting him with the needle, kyle was crying hysterically and Simba was limping to Kyle as he was slowly dying; Simba then died and kyle goes in the alley crying then Tails goes to Kyle and cheers him up. Tails flies Kyle to house where Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehog are. The second Shadow sees Kyle, that very skinny short dark haired person he says to Tails, "ooh is that your booooooy friend"? in a rude manner. Kyle then says "So what if he is? Plus i just met him" Sonic tells Shadow to stop making assumtions. Kyle tells them how Simba died and then Shadow laughs and proceeds to stalk Kyle to see what him and tails are gonna be up to. Kyle loves Tails and starts kissing Tails at Kyles house, then Shadow barges in and tells them he is gonna tell everyone about this. Then Sonic blackmails Shadow with pictures. Sonic shows Kyle and Tails the following pictures: A picture of Shadow french kissing a cardboard cutout of Sonic, Shadow pissing on a blanket and rolling around in it for his sexual pleasures and Shadow dating a koopa troopa. Shadow tries to make excuses like "i thought it was a cardboard cutout of Pamela Anderson", "i wet the bed by mistake" and "i didnt know that the koopa troopa was a male". Everyone knew these excuses were BS and Sonic decided to post these pictures on the internet.

A week later basically everyone Shadow met called him piss guy and turtle fucker. Shadow Resorted to cutting himself and he decided he wanted to jump inside the toxic maze in Hazy maze Cave which would kill him shortly. I rushed to hazy maze cave to try to stop him, he was crying cause of the way he is treated when people saw those pictures.

I hugged Shadow then Shadow stopped crying and whispered in my ear "want to have sex?" then my heart beated rapidly in joy and i was like "okay! :D". This was in hazy maze cave so i dont think we would get caught. Shadow bends over and i start sticking my dick inside, it was all tight and smooth; after a minute i stuck it all inside with my crotch area touching the surrounding area of Shadows ass. I came inside him then collapsed face up relaxed. Then He hand cuff me and puts me on a leash and starts fucking me hard! It felt like a stab of pain then eventually it didnt hurt as much; he came inside me and it felt so warm in my ass. Shadow gets a better idead and secides to do a 69 with me. I am on the bottom as he sticks it in my mouth and I do the same. Then Mario comes in the hazy maze cave and catches us!!! Mario says "mamamia" then he runs. We both feel nervious and stop. Mario returns with Luigi, Peach and Toad where me and Shadow are to tell them what i did. Shadow then runs away and I try to catch up to him and Mario stops me. At this time Mario still thinks Shadow is an enemy with his ally Sonic and Mario hangs my head inside the ditch leading to the toxic maze which would kill me if i fell in the toxic maze. He drops me in, i cough and run for my life in the maze to look for a safe spot. I collapse on safe grounds in the toxic maze laying face down thinking im gonna live, but then some groundhogs start throwing rocks at me for no apparent reason. Rocks are thrown at my head, a gap in my head opens more from the rocks and then i die from blood loss and serious injury to my head. x_x Mario gets sentenced to life in prison for murder and then Bowser marries Peach.


Comments

lol...this story gave me brain damage.

what can i tell you? XD

I have a hard-on now.

Really? XD

This story looks familiar. Anyway, really great story. :)

is it? ;)

CAWKE JOKE!!!

8============================D

I'm pregnant after reading this.

When is the baby due?

:D... BOWNAR

:D?

...WTF!?!? I can't even read this piece of shit

doesn't even have proper wording, or proper paragraphs

See this is a perfect example of a complete retard. In the meantime, you have been banned from posting in my news for vandalism. Try making up a better story before you talk shit about someone else's. hypocrite. I think i will leave this comment and response here so everyone can see how much of a retard you really are. I bet you feel really proud insulting other people with a higher iq than you over the internet, if i were here right now i would shove that keyboard so far up your ass you would be spitting out keys. Go back to posting in the bbs and stay out of other peoples userpages. I bet the only reason you get away with talking like this on the BBS cause you go around kissing bigbadrons ass all the time and when you do get banned you cry like the little bitch you are. One last thing Dont talk to me about "proper wording" when you respond with "WTF!?!?!". It just goes to show you the level of faggotry of bbs users who cannot post properly.

I lol'd. Didn't make much sense, but still funny. Or maybe that's why it's funny. Meh I won't disturb you with details. Or maybe that's what you want. AGH.

NICE STORY, I LOL'D. END.

glad you liked it and i can see why its mind boggling

i have a dog named Simba.

Thats a good name for a dog